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Doodie Humor found Not Guilty |
Doodie Humor© found not guilty in the Great Chinese Sex Scandal 2005. The prosicution charged that Kevin (Of Doodie Humor©®) Had Sex with two Chinese Women while hopped up on Red Bull and Enzyte. The two Chinese women accused Kevin of violating their slant-ways vaginas several times in a night.
When asked to comment about the case, Kevin smiled and laughed and attacked a small asian boy who was trying to tie his shoe. Kevin was cleared on all charges when it came to light that he is alergic to Chineese people. "I wish that I could have sexual relations with Chineese women," Kevin told the media today. "Maybe in time with allergy medication, I can have sexual relations with a beautiful Asian woman, or a super attractive Asian boy." Then Kevin was quickly taken back to the doodie humor compound where a party in his honor was thrown.
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