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Well, I just returned from a month long tour of the war, and I have to say...War is hell. I saw injured, and I saw dead troups. That war on Cristmas has taken too much, and I have to wonder when I look back on it now, "Was it worth it?" All those gingerbread homes that were destroyed during the "Shock and Awe" bombing. All those pour riendeer bodies that had been torn apart by the godless "Happy Holiday" (Or HH as we call them) people. When will people see that war isn't the answer. Why can't we just find some other people that we all agree we dislike and try to opress them. Let's all unite and have a war on retards. Think about it! We can't loose! They're retarded. They might even kill themselves by pointing the guns the wrong way. This is a war that I guarantee can be won in a day or two. There will be no retarded insurgence. They don't even know what that word means. And what retard knows how to fly a plane? We're already safe from their terror, but we do still have to look at them smiling all the time, and that freaks me out. So I declare a Jihad on the Mongo's! WE WILL WIN!!!!!
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