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TODD'S CRAP HOLE - (Updated 9/11) |
I was talking to some friends of mine who work in the media, and they sure are in a pickle. You see, this whole hurricane has put a real damper or the Fourth Annual 9/11 Review Spectacular! They have all of the footage that they show every year from that nutty day four years ago, but this year it was going to be set to John Tesh music. That would have really been a great special, but now everyone is covering this new sexy story coming out of New Orleans. I think they might be going a little overboard with this one. I mean every time I turn on the channel, they are showing more dead boddies. HOLD ON GUYS...Save something for sweaps!! LOL! LMFAO! JK!
But really... I can't wait 'till the next story. But that's the way it always is. You get really hooked on one of these shows, then just when you think you've had way too much, they switch it up and start a different one.
They really started teasing me with that whole girl in Aruba story, but I guess that show got canceled. I don't see it on any more. That girl was hot too. Maybe she'll turn up on another show sometime soon.
One day I want to be on a news reality show. Maybe with another hurricane in Florida! But that's been done. Maybe bombs in the subway? Nah. Florida doesn't have subways, and that would just be another American rip off of a British TV show. I dunno, but pretty soon the only way for me to get on TV will be to Kill whole families in some sexy way, or destroy a town full of black people, then they can report on how long it takes to save them. Oh well. Untill that day, I'll keep recording the news. (Or as I call it, "My stories") See you guys later.
K.I.T.
B.F.F.
XOXO,
Todders
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