 Here you will find the answers to the most Frequently Asked Questions about Doodie Humor.
If you have a question that wasn't answered here...too freakin' bad!
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Doodie Humor is the greatest Sketch comedy show to come along since the US faked the moon landing.
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Sketch comedy is like stand-up comedy, but with more people, and not as sucky. Also instead of telling jokes, we act them out. A great example of Sketch comedy is the Chepele Show, only none of us have ever been to Africa.
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Doodie Humor is so funny that you'll punch a retard.
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Probably not. But Punching a retard is a great start down the road to comedy.
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When can I see Doodie Humor? |
You can see some sketches Live online right now. Our Next stage show (Doodie Humor3: To the Turd Power) might not be until May of 2006, but there are rumblings of Doodie #2 being taped for a beautiful High-def DVD sometime before the end of 2005. There will of course be a live studio audience there for that taping, so we'll keep you up to date.
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It is a kick ass Religion Based on the teachings of Doodie Humor. Here are a few of our beliefs.
1) Patrick Swazey traveled back in time and jerked off into the primordial ooze that all life came from.
2) Ninjas are totally cool.
3) Women are objects, but must be respected in our religion. A women's faith will be judged by her breast size. The larger the boobs, the more faith and respect we have for them. Also, we can hear their voices based on there breast size too. Small boobied members are very hard to hear because their faith is so tiny, but they can have Faith Augmentation Surgery.
4) Nothing Existed before september of 1982. Everything that you hear of happening before that was made up by the devil. (Everything but the Patrick Swayze time machine thing.)
5) People are morons. Even more so if they believe that humans were made out of clay in a single day, and that women were made out of the clay dudes rib.
6) The Burger King looks creepy in that comercial where that guy wakes up next to him.
7) Masturbating with Shampoo hurts.
Those are only a small portion of our beliefs. Our best selling bible will be in a hotel near you soon, and Mel Gibson is in talks to Direct the movie.
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