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New info, Doodie Beloved! |
Word up, Mutha truckers! Zombie Girlfriend is dead and gone, and we had a super bad-ass time with the show! The Directors cut was a hit, and everyone had a blast. But, what's new? What's going down? I'll tell you what's going down...Your mom...Hardcore! And all your friends are watching!
But also, we are announcing a new show coming this holliday season. "Doodie Humor's Christmas Spectacular!" it's everything you want out of a Christmas Special, without all that excess Jesus! More info coming soon, Bitches! xoxo, and Ho Ho Ho...Bitches! Captain Doodie |
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Find inner peace in Doodieanity |
Hey, Gang! Guess what I just did? I just purchased the copyright on the word, Doodie©. Isn't that great? So now any time you say or print the word Doodie©, you have to send us five bucks! Man, that is the Shit!...Ugh...Hang on a sec...BRB
Oh, Shit©! I just got the copyright on the word Shit©. Now anytime you say, "Man, Doodie© Humor is the Shit©!" You have to send us ten bucks. We rock! Hang on... Just bought DooDoo© too. So now if you say, "Oh, Shit©! Doodie© Humor is sooo funny I went DooDoo© in my old navy cargo pants." That would be fifteen bucks you owe. Oh, shit©! I just thought of some brilliant crap©! (Just got crap© too.) BRB!!!
GUYS!! I can't believe this word wasn't taken! God© (The word, not the lady) is now owned by us at Doodie© Humor. I picked up Jesus© while I was at it. So when you say your prayers at night, you better hope your Hindu. Because Shiva(© 1994 Louie Anderson inc.) was taken. So, I'll expect these checks to starts rollin' in anytime soon. See ya Bitches!
Doodie©
P.S. I just got the copyright on the word, Chair©. So you might want to call it something else when you sit down. |
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